Since Politicrats only know how to increase and never cut asinine, expensive programs, I offer to design and direct a new government program (with lucrative salary/perks of course). 

I propose to create the Federal Department of Lost & Found Concepts. Examples:

Lost=Merit, Found=affirmative action.  Lost=excellence, Found=”close enough”. Lost=honor, Found=the ends justify the means. Lost=truth, Found=deception.  Lost=individual freedom, Found=it takes a village.  Lost=rugged individualism, Found=government dependency. Lost=dignity, Found=subservience. Lost=pride, Found=false self-esteem.  Lost=responsibility, Found=victimization. Lost=pride in being discriminating, Found=criminalization of being discriminating. Lost=humiliation in taking welfare, Found=entitlement to others’ earnings. Lost=morality, Found=mercy (you don’t need mercy if not guilty).  Lost=justice, Found=selective law enforcement. Lost=integrity, Found=Protection Racket for all involved in the heist, regardless of Party.

As you can see, this important new program has no limits, no ends, and therefore will  NEED endless funding and growth.    How soon can I start my new job? Consider also how many “new jobs” I can create!

Another new agency, but at least dealing with truth for a big change, which come to think of it, will ensure its defeat.  Well, back to the drawing board…I sure need to learn how to milk the taxpayer dupes of every drop possible, while masking the truth…it’s such a lucrative business!

The United States=playing Russian Roulette with all chambers loaded.

Barbara McCutchen

www.arkansasfreedom.com